O N E
I’ll be waking up next to you so i’ll hardly have much to complain about.
T W O
So you owe me one then yeah? Or a few? Sure who’s counting.
T H R E E
From long screenshots to powerpoints to websites. I think we’re doing this whole tinder thing right.
F O U R
As if you’d be getting any peace from me in the afterlife, stalk you from there too.
F I V E
Sorry but you’re not getting emojis here haha. I’m trying to be professional alright?
S I X
Clearly i’m not the only one obsessed here (now picture a winking face). I have a burn mark on my leg, swell.
S E V E N
Maybe I felt that you were running short on content for mocking me and wanted to help you out? I am in fact, a credit to my community.
E I G H T
Honestly doesn’t surprise me after your cranberry sauce nightmare fiasco. Pigeon thoughts at 6am doesn’t seem so crazy.
N I N E
You’ve really done it. Outdone yourself. Today especially haha but i’m like a bee to the honey with this attitude problem.
T E N
Tell me what you were wanting to happen in your dreams the past few evenings? (picture side eyes emoji here).
E L E V E N
Thanks babe, do you know how difficult it is to count to 10 nevermind 11? You got me there in the end thank you x
T W E L V E
I couldn’t cope with this being odd numbered and laid out so here is some random words. Lobster. Seventy. Traffic. Green.
Take A Look Around & Don’t Be Shy, We Don’t Eat Candles Around Here & We Have Some Great Music
I said the exact same thing to mine haha. Even doing this right now i’m like fuck I definitely like you lol. Told you I wasn’t a good witch. Or even a witch at that matter. Ahem.
Do you like Indian food too? Curious to know what your go-to would be from there? Mine never changes. Always a korma and pilau rice.
You have lost count? So like, i’m not alone in this not being able to count properly business? Sweet. Nice to know, thank you x
I am fairly used to you now babe, in every way (insert another winking emoji here). Especially that attitude x
50 DATES THEN A WEDDING
I am actually going to contact them this week if tomorrow goes well, those things usually get wiped after 30 days haha don’t you worry babe i’ll make sure to take your breath away in some way or another on the wedding day.
You really expect to be able to teach me something and me not be distracted the entire time? Baby that’s going in one ear and straight out the other (picture kissing emoji here).
I will be the best student when you teach me this whiskey business but I shall not be tasting any that don’t involve fireball.
Our dogs need to have human names and this song you actually need to listen to cause well, you’ll get it.